France:Leave your manhood at the border.

PARIS - The French menswear collections ended on Sunday in a sea of sequins, silk and all things pink, challenging the adage that boys will be boys.
Fine fabrics like silk, gazar and crepe de Chine crept into the male wardrobe for spring-summer 2009 as Paris designers increasingly blurred gender boundaries.
The label's designer, Kris Van Assche, bristled at the suggestion that he was bringing feminine elements to Dior's sober aesthetic.
"For me, it's not at all about making menswear more feminine," he told the AP. "The whole job is to use these traditions like embroidery and all that, but to make it in a very masculine way."

T cells are "optional" here.
Just when you thought you had to be an old Jewish broad to rock a pair of gold lame' pants,France,longtime opponent of men having functional testicles, once again designs outfits you can be ridiculed all the way down the boulevard in,before throwing your pee-pee hat onto the coffeehouse counter in disgust,seeking solace in a frothy latte and screening Jerry Lewis' "Hardly Working"(1980) with your boyfriend Jean Claude.

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